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  Yes, we sell stuff. Actually, we don't, you have to be good enough to buy it and honest enough to email us and tell us that you'd like to use any of our pictures for anything. Cards, books, major advertising campaigns etc. Our fees are incredibly reasonable - although you could just nick the pictures anyway by judicious right clicking. Be warned, we have no legal resources to pursue those who nick our stuff and we aren't prepared to spend money finding any. But if in the goodness of your heart you think of two honest, hardworking men trying to feed their families beer habits, then go on... email:
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and we'll arrange things.

In fact, we'll even draw you fresh ones if you want one enough. Even reasonabler rates!

Till then cast your eyes over the shamelessly populist offerings below...

WWWF
Wrestling with the WWF (World Wildlife Federation that is!)

Otterly Romantic Valentine





You know when
you just come over
completely and Otterly
Romantic?