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Like this rattle snake who rattled just a little too hard, there are animals in the flatzoo that would love your support.
Most are still available for sponsoring. By sponsoring a helpless flat animal, you help the
zookeepers drink beer, buy gadgets and order more DVDs. For your part, your name will be emblazoned in letters of fire...oh...a mile high at least. What could that do for your marketing mix? A founding Flatzoo sponsor in the days before it overtook Dell and Amazon.
Sponsoring is easy, just email us and promise to send a wedge. Negotiations can begin stupidly low, but remember: the larger the animal, the more crayons it takes to draw it. Your donation could keep a rainbox cuttlefish coloured in for over a year.
If you use the 'spamproof' email address on the homepage, we will tell you how to send your money and you will receive a very nice email back.
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